Sunday, 30 October 2011

Modern cavemen

·       6 am man wakes up, growls and scratches behind.
·       6.05am - man showers whilst female lets dog out for pee then makes coffee.
·       6.15 am - man enters kitchen, kisses woman and drinks coffee whilst watching news re Qantas on tv.
·       6.30 am - man and woman converses over breakfast.
·       6.45 man packs up car with golf clubs and gear.
·       6.55 man leaves cave for day with men hunting for the fewest number of strokes whilst discussing business, women and politics.
·       7 am woman takes dog for 70 minute walk up Mount Coot-tha national park.
·       9.30 am woman catches up on programmes recorded on Foxtel IQ.
·       10am woman prepares a lazy Sunday in the cave.

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